![]() ![]() Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. There is something wrong with my cell phone. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! 50. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! 48. On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tomorrow night? 47. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in. My love for you is like copied exams, because I just can’t explain it. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!Ĥ1. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? 39. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 36. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. ![]() If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? 31. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 30. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about you let me connect and get full access? 26. I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven? 24. Could you try calling it to see if it works? 22. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Related Impostor Syndrome and How to Deal with ItĢ1. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? 17. ![]() Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stoppe 14. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? 12. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? 10. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 9. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? 6. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside or will you let me find out by myself? 4. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. ![]()
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